Jerry and Rebecca tied the knot last Saturday at home with a very small ceremony.

I guess it’s a new celeb trend to go as quietly as possible down the isle. I, on the other hand (if I were famous and fabulously wealthy) would have the party of the century in a palace somewhere in France, and have everyone who attends dress in period costume as if I were a Monarch and they were my Courtiers.

Rebecca was a former model (turned actress) who recently divorced (the handsome) John Stamos (in 2005) after being married for 5 years.

I looked all over for a bad picture of Rebecca and found none. She’s always put together. Her make-up is pretty, her hair’s never stringy, she dresses well for her body (which is perfect) and she’s usually smiling. Life’s obviously good for her.

Jerry’s been acting since 1985 (when he played in Stand by Me…he’s the one pointing)

Jerry’s come a long way in the looks department, but my vote still says he’s no John.

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