In the words of Madonna, “RESPECT YOURSELF”

I know that everyone wants to “do their own thing” and “express their inner self”, but there comes a point where self-respect and personal hygiene come into play. I take a train to work and some of the people that I come in contact with are disgusting. I sat behind someone that had chucks of something stuck in their hair. I was waiting to see a family of some kind of bugs crawled out. SOAP IS CHEAP! BATHE!

If you don’t have a hairdryer or cant afford to have your nasty dirty hair blown out or styled, cut it short and use some kind of styling product. There’s nothing worse than sitting next to someone and wondering whether you’re going to have something crawling on you after you get away from them.

(this is actually good, in comparison to the things I’ve seen)

I must say that it pleases me to see the “lunching ladies” (few as they are, I couldn’t even find a picture)
that have their hair “done”, coordinate their outfit from head to toe, carry themselves with poise and conduct themselves as if they were brought up with the manners of royalty.